Quotes
Some quotes by Jesse that i love!
"Give me a hug!" “I need a pen.....a Sharpie!!!" "Hey, 'sup! Are you
still drunk?" "Yeah...we're just gettin' started." "Jersey has some fine lookin' ladies..." "You can't rape
the willing..." "You guys are LOUD." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I
wanted the Uncle Jesse hair...then I wanted the wife." ::bites lip, smiles::
"Yeahhhhh." "Dude." "The...ladies!” ::really fast::
"M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E?" "Hellllllz yeah." "Yeah right, dude even I could do that." "J MAC DADDY." "I don't get it.
I really don't." "I know I'm a white boy." "She has the random thing going on." "Oh CRAP." "Heyyy there." "If
I wasn't in the entertainment business I'd probably, I don't know, crawl in a hole or something." "Obsession...that's a
good question. Obsession...::laughs:: Hmm, besides girls, definitely candy." "I don't think I would be able to live
without my candy. It gives me energy. So really, definitely sugar." "Guys, let's keep this Disney." "Oh God...look at
that girl she's like wearing nothing that's disgusting" "Uhhh, I can't, I have cold sores." " Yeah man, dude Switchfoot...
Switchfoot, I love them." "Awwww mannnn! Between the ladies and the weather, its a good place, I really like it" "It's
called heaven." "I'm not used to this great weather." "Well yeah...who doesn't like swarms of girls." "It's flattering,
but some fans say the craziest things." "You gotta live dangerously sometimes." "This business is my life. I'm in for
the ride." "Me and Disney go way back." "This should be interesting." "This is the biggest mistake I've ever made....making
this [kissy] face" "It's good to be back in New Yawk." "Come on that's just gross." "BEAUTIFUL BABES." "I've fallen
asleep on the set..." "I can fall asleep any place, anywhere, any time..." "I loooove soul, I love R & B" "Get.
Your. Shiiiine On." "No matter what, New York will be my home." "Mom - where's my wallet??" "Wait, you're from
New York! Dude, are you crazy???" "I'm a Summerland Ho." "Something good is gonna happen. I can feel it! I can feel
it! I can feel it!" "I surround myself with good people and I let the bullshit walk " "Here you go, little dude." "There
are a lot of hot girls in Michigan!" "It feels GREAT out here! It's like 3 degrees up in NY." "I've always wanted to
like swim in a swimming pool full of peanutbutter." "Chris is a Greek god." "When I was in 2nd grade I had a girlfriend
and was riding my bike by her. She had training wheels but I was Mr. Cool and didn't need them. So I was showing off to her
riding around, I was looking at her and smiling...not watching where I was going and BAM. I ran into the back of a parked
car and got knocked silly. My Mom carried me off crying like a baby! Good impression to the ladies, eh?" "I also heard
that you guys didn't like my hat..well guess what..now I'm gonna wear it for the next 8 1/2 gigs."
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